Create Your Own Custom Project!

Now it’s EASY to create an awesome customized DIY project!

Below are the various options we currently offer for customization.

To make a custom DIY project, please register at least 4 days prior to the event.

You can make your custom project at ANY of our “Pick Any Painting or Project – Choose What You Want” events. Visit our CALENDAR to see when these classes are offered.
Select the Custom Project Registration option, then INCLUDE ALL INFORMATION WE WILL NEED TO PREPARE YOUR PROJECT (include name of project, last name for lettering, established date, specific wording, etc.) in the comments section.

You can order a custom project for any of our DIY Project Party times, the cost is $47 for custom projects no matter which session you attend.

If you want a custom design that you do not see here, please email us the details and we’ll do our best to create your custom stencil!

Remember:  ALL custom project requests we need FOUR days notice in order to have your custom stencil ready.

Create your own custom sign!

We currently offer boards at these sizes:  12″ x 15″, 12″ x 12″, 24″ x 8″ or 24″ x 6″.
If you prefer a larger size, please contact us with your request. There may be an additional charge for larger boards.

Custom Wood Signs – Make one for yourself, gift one to a friend. Decorate the wood and paint your lettering to complete your project. Let us know in the comments when you register the exact project and lettering you want to feature.

Custom Centerpiece Box – These unique wood centerpiece boxes are sized 24″ long. Display on your mantle, table, virtually anywhere and change the décor seasonally. Decorate the wood and any way you like, paint your lettering then assemble your box to complete your project. Let us know in the comments section when you register the exact name you want to feature.

 

Family Birthday Boards – Keep all those important dates organized and visible. Make one for yourself, but it also makes a truly one of a kind gift. We’ll take the name you want to feature and create a custom stencil for you. All hardware is included. Decorate the wood and pegs any way you like, then paint your lettering to complete your project. Let us know in the comments when you register the exact name you want to feature.

Customize your serving tray with Monogram & last name.

        

Decorate your Lazy Susan with Monogram, Last name & established date.

Create your own UNCENSORED custom wood sign.

Snarky . . . comical . . . sarcastic . . . it’s all good. You tell us the phrase that you would like, we’ll create your custom stencil.

And by “uncensored” we mean you can have any phrase you like (we won’t judge, honest!)

We just ask that you keep your phrase to 12 words or less. We typically use 12 x 12 or 12 x 15 wood pieces.

You decide what color to paint your wood and your lettering.

Registration closes 4 days prior to party so we can create all your custom stencils.

Want some custom uncensored sign ideas?

Here are a ton of saying ideas to get you started . . . CAN YOU TELL WE HAD FUN WITH THIS? • 2 Words, 1 Finger. • Shit • Shower • Shave • I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do! • You call it “nagging.” I call it, “Listen to what I fucking said the first time.” • You do realize one day I’ll snap, right? • From the bottom of my heart, I don’t give a fuck. • ”Don’t like my attitude? 1-800-fuck-off.” • When someone tells me I look familiar, I tell them, “I do porn.” • If I wanted to listen to an ASSHOLE, I’d fart. • I still love to read fairy tales, they are just a little dirtier now. • Can you see the “fuck you” in my smile? • Shit happens • Shut the fuck up. • I don’t need you. One asshole in my pants is quite enough. • It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles & shits • Don’t worry! Eventually I’ll say something that offends you. • Queen of fucking everything. • Kick some ass • I have many talents, but giving a fuck is not one of them. • Too Glam to Give A Damn • I’ve been told I’m going to hell for my excessive use of the word fuck. I’ve rented a bus if any of you fuckers need a ride. • Blah, Blah, Blah. Good point. But, fuck you, anyway. • Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on. A. Wise Person • “Fuck it.” My final thought before making most decisions. • Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth the jail time. • Sorry for all the mean, awful, accurate things I said. • It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this. • It’s called KARMA, and it’s pronounced “haha fuck you.” • Having a Dirty Mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting. • I’m just one drink away from telling everyone what I really think. • I think I’ve seized the wrong fucking day . . . • I’ve put a lot of thought into it and I just don’t think being an adult is gonna work for me. • If you have an opini•on about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. • I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts. • Stress is caused by giving a fuck. • Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. • Your crazy is showing, you might want to tuck that back in. • I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I’m outstanding. • Absofuckinlutely. • My bed is a magica place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. • We wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us. Just fucking look. • Fuck off. I mean good morning. • I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that’s not my problem. • After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F • I can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL Coffee, a bottle of wine or two weeks of sleep. • I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk. • My entire life can be summed up in one sentence . . . “Well, that didn’t fucking go as planned.” • You inspire my inner serial killer. • In my defense, I was left unsupervised. • A person can only kiss so much ass before they choke on shit. • “Fuck That Shit” should be a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word “No” • I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. • I’m confident my last words will be “are you fucking kidding me?” • Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither. • It’s a beautiful day to leave me alone. • Been there, Done that. Then, been there again because apparently I never learn. • You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers. • I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. • I’m sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit. • Awe, my middle finger likes you! • I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. • I don’t like making plans for the day because then words like “premeditated” get thrown around the courtroom. • God gives us only what we can handle. Apparently God thinks I’m a bad-ass. • I thought I was in a bad mood but it’s been a few years, so I guess this is who I am now. • I think my guardian angel drinks. • It’s OK. I’m on 500mgs of Fukitol. • I know, I know, I stood up for myself. I’m such a bitch. • I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its power for good or evil today. • I’m not the type of person you should put on speaker phone. • I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right. • Classy women don’t have one night stands. We just had auditions and you didin’t get a callback. • Do you ever look at someone and think . . . “Wow, 4 million sperm and you were the quickest?” • Life is NOT a Fairy Tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re DRUNK. • You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions. • I really should let my inner bitch out more often. Cause holy hell, she sure gets shit done. • If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on. • No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit. • BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth. • It’s been a rough week. But I didn’t need bail money and I don’t have a body count, so it could have been worse. • Stfu • hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo til I google all over your facebook? • Please cancel my subscription to your issues. • I am 10 times the bitch you could ever hope to be. Now run along. • Every time a woman shaves her legs & doesn’t get laid, a unicorn dies. • It’s been “one of those days” for like, 3 years now. • Who sprinkled the bitch dust? • Morning check list: Clothed? Mmm sufficiently. Keys? Yup, just found ‘em. Coffe? Mug full. Sanity? Sanity? And we have a runner • I am an acquired taste. Don’t like me? Aquire some taste! • Stop being an asshole. There. Now I’m your life coach. • I’m going to Hell on a full scholarship. • smh – (crossed out) shaking my head, instead reads Sex Might Help

String Art Names – Create a truly one of a kind gift. We’ll take the name you want to feature and create a nail template for you. Let us know in the comments the exact lettering you desire and also IF YOU WANT SCRIPT OR BLOCK LETTERING. Decorate the wood any way you like, hammer in your nails using the template as a guide, then add whatever color string(s) you want to complete your project.

Coir Door Mats – These authentic 18″ x 30″ Coir (coconut) doormat with PVC backing are heavyweight, durable and functional. Your custom design will make it beautiful too!

Choose from the lettering styles shown. Let us know in the comments section which design & the exact lettering you desire.

We’ll create a custom stencil for you, and you’ll spend your evening sipping, snacking and dabbing paint onto your doormat.

Paint Your Pet – Create a masterpiece from your favorite pet portrait! We print, silhouette and apply it to your canvas. Paint your own background to match your home decor, then begin creating your totally original pet masterpiece! Select a photo that truly captures the personality of your pet. We will silhouette (cut out) the background out of the photo you supply and focus just on your pet. Please try to select a photo that includes your pet’s entire body, or highlights just your pet’s head. These photos turn out the best. One Pet Only PLEASE, time does not allow you to focus on more than 1 pet. Come yourself, or invite a group of friends to come along with you and paint their own pets!
Email a digital photo of your pet to: staff@theuncorkedartist.com at least 4 days prior to your event.

Custom Teacher Gifts – Create a truly one of a kind gift. Select your own paint and lettering colors.. Let us know which project you want and what custom lettering you desire.

Build your own carrier – paint all of your pieces, stencil a custom phase, family name or even a sports logo.  Then nail your carrier together. (Yes, we have a nail gun to help!)